1. plaid-wearing-hunter:

    serbran:

    goldenboydean:

    alice-isnt-mad-we-are:

    nivalvixen:

    exhumana:

    ADOPTED BLACK

    image

    MIDDLE-AGED WOLF!

    the vampire memoires

    healer who

    Watson

    (Source: clonebanana)

  2. unclefather:

    clubpenguindoneright:

    WOW

    is that naruto in the background

  3. boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

    boxedjellyfish:

    I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

  4. naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

    naamah-beherit:

    avengerwho:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

    took me a minute

    yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

  5. anothercoverup:

    manekikoneko:

    cloppinq:

    water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

    Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

    Science side is morbid tonight

    (Source: hamfucker39)

  6. totalarianalive:

reginasmom:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face

incredible

Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

    totalarianalive:

    reginasmom:

    youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

    Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face


    incredible

    Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

    (Source: springnow86)

  7. drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

    drbennedict:

    ipartywithicarly:

    what do we do now??

    (Source: tibets)

  8. collar:

    how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

  9. ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

    ven0moth:

    mom i need u to leave

  10. motherfuckingdragonsyo:

    I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

  11. mama-panther:

    [cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

  12. theatrefetish:

    you know what upsets me

    bunnies have tons of sex

    like supposedly always humping right

    but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

    no

    do we still think bunnies are cute af?

    yes

    do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

    no

    treat people like bunnies ok

    this has been a psa

  13. rupsidaisy:

    pizzaforpresident:

    firemen:

    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

  14. nintendoggy:

    i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class