1. beyoncempire:

    when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

    image

    (Source: beyoncempire)

  2. guy:

    it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

    (Source: guy)

  3. polople:

    do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

  4. agentrodgers:

almyro:

agentrodgers:

I bought a pair of high waisted shorts

the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends

do not start with me, tumblr user almyro

    agentrodgers:

    almyro:

    agentrodgers:

    I bought a pair of high waisted shorts

    the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends

    do not start with me, tumblr user almyro

  5. officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 
But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 
It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.
Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 
The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!
Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.
Okay, what else?
Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.
Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.
You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.
And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 
If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

    officialkia:

    pennameverity:

    This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

    But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

    image

    I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

    It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

    Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

    image

    Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

    The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

    image

    And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

    Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

    Okay, what else?

    Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

    Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

    You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

    And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

    If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

    Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

  6. (Source: getofftheinternerd)

  7. beyonseh:

    iwaspizza:

    im literally so sad rn
    im not sure if tumblr will give my account back

    image

    (Source: uoid)

  8. stoar-punk:

    trashpunx:

    shit-in-yer-cereal:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

    how is he not fired

    I want to be Shane’s friend.

    I aspire to be Shane

  9. sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

    sex-thrill:

    my blog will make you horny ;)

  10. moonkistprincess:

    "i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

  11. Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
    Girl: I like your skirt!
    Me: Thank you!
    Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
    Me: ... Why?
    Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
    Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
    Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!

  12. grinderman2:

discoverynews:

WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155: 
There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)

    grinderman2:

    discoverynews:

    WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155:

    There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)

  13. dutchster:

    when people start clapping at the end of a movie

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  14. ihearttheodorelaurence:

    Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

  15. maidenmothercronus:

    inconvenientlylargelizard:

    HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

    1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
    2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

    ((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))