the vampire memoires
Hi, my name is Abby. My ask is always open! I like to post Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, and things that make me laugh
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.
Science side is morbid tonight
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
mom i need u to leave
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class